Listening to: (Royce Da 5'9 - Hip Hop)
:::WARNING: The following is quite possibly the longest xanga entry...ever. only those who love me dearly, or bored out of their minds shall read it's full length...::::
Yeah so, spent the weekend in BG...one of the more sensual and blantantly homo-erotic yet fun weekends ive spent in a long while....heres how it went...
Thursday...
So i decide to go down to BG a lil later...my sister gives me a ride...stop at Jamies, and shes chillin with her friend or whatever...so I go to Jeffs and meet up with him and Ant...we had talked about going to Stockton to see a friend from High School, instead we stayed in Jeffs room and drank Captain's and Coke...and...
1. Took some incriminating photos...
2. Took some incriminating videos involving a monkey and our friend (Ant's) thumb hanging out of his fly (representing his weiner)...dont ask.
3. Watched hilarious movies that we definitely woke Sister, Momma, and Poppa Briggs up with because we were laughing so hard...
4. Passed out Drunk. (well i did...before Jeff...bad mistake...see his site for more information...)
Friday
Went to Southern to get my transcripts to TCNJ sent out...and then went with Jeff to Stockton, and then chilled with Jamie for a bit until i met up with Jeff after he got off work...then.....Repeat the night before, but with slightly different skematics...
Saturday
Went to Big Dawg's and drank some more Captains...and walked home in the freezing cold at about 2 in the morning...and didnt get to Jeff's house until about 4 something...(we stopped @ WaWa for some hot cappucinos...but Jeff had forgotten his wallet in his car...(we dont drink and drive) so we tossed them and kept walking...
Sunday
Went to church @ King Of Kings with Jamie...she wants to find a place to christen Logan...so Her, Her sister and I went to check it out...it was an experience...Then we went to Ming to eat lunch with Cj and his family, seeing as it's his birthday today...Then went to Hamilton witj Jamie, Bea, Duffy, Luna, and Brodie...in which i had acquired a pink t shirt and a pink headband (please dont ask)...then watched the All-Star Game with Joe and Craig and their ladies du joir, but not after calling Joe an anal bead a couple hundred times...Then I communicated with Jefferey Briggs and we made an expedition to Wawa...wow...were retarded...haha freeezing cold...on the way...we get stopped by cops and they end up tellin us how fuckin stupid we are for walking in the cold...and asked us if we knew anything about the houses that burnt down...which we didnt...then we bumped into Jay Slaughterman on the way home, and he hooked us up with a ride...
Monday
Jeff drops me off at Jamies...we said our goodbyes...and saying good bye to Jeff is like someone sticking a dagger in ur spine, u just dont want it to happen...so I hung out and basically slept all day...and went with Jamie to the laundromat...and then said another farewell to my brotha Jay Slaughterman...we smoked a couple cigs, and dropped off some film...it was crucial...which afterwards i made my way back to the Brick City...
did i mention that i got sick after the first night?? yeah, well im still sick and i sound like i have an exhaust in my throat...great...dont smoke kiddies...no good for ya...neither is drinking Captains and Coke 3 nights out of 4...but ah well. so i had a wonderful weekend, compliments of my best friends in the world, and i look forward to seeing them again within the weekends to come...and how was ur weekend?? well....i guess im outta here...still pretty sick, and i want to milk you for all the sympathy u could possibly have...lol...suckers...im out like CJ Emley in an "Unravishing Male Contest"
toodles..
-Fernando... |